Multi-Messenger Astrology
Autor: | Walker, Gwen, Ekanger, Nick, Gustafson, R. Andrew, Heston, Sean |
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Rok vydání: | 2024 |
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Druh dokumentu: | Working Paper |
Popis: | It has long been accepted that the cosmos determine our personalities, relationships, and even our fate. Unlike our condensed matter colleagues - who regularly use quantum mechanics to determine the healing properties of crystals - astrology techniques have been unchanged since the 19th century. In this paper, we discuss how astrophysical messengers beyond starlight can be used to predict the future and excuse an $\mathcal{O}(1)$ fraction of our negative personality traits. Comment: 4 pages, 3 figures, submission for Acta Prima Aprilia |
Databáze: | arXiv |
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